Posts tagged pakistan.

dhokla with fancy photography

(learning from my mom)

masala fish. 

when accounting class gets difficult - cook! 

chicken korma. 

okay, this is a cheat because i made it with a masala mix but it was still pretty awesome. :) a combined effort with a few friends on a weekend night. 

onlyinpakistan:

Some Republicans have always been saying Obama wasn’t born in the USA. They finally have their proof.

Plot twist : he’s Pakistani

The Average Pakistani Cricket Fan

  • Before the game: JEETHIGA KON JEETHIGA PAKISTAN JEETHIGA
  • 3 dot balls later: BATTING KAHAAN SAY SEEKHI??
  • First out: ball nahin nazar aari?!?!!?
  • Second out: YAAAAAAAR
  • boundary: YAY CHEEEEEEEEEZE
  • good partnership: YAAR we are the best yaar. batsmen ka kamaal hain
  • lbw out: UMPIRE KO BHOT PAISE MILGAYE LAGTA HAI
  • next ball out: I blame it on India, they bought out our batsmen for sure.
  • Afridi comes to bat: SHAHID BHAAII, LALA BHAI our saviour, inshaAllah 30 runs in 10 balls!!
  • Afridi out on first ball: ABEY IS BUDDA KO CHOR KYUN NAHIN DAYTAY?!?
  • Pakistan loses: Useless team hain hamaari.
  • Proceeds to Facebook spam everyone with bakvaas about how pakistan sucks

Keep calm kaam

…in the end, we finally got them. 
I WANNA SEE BETTER RESULTS PAKISTAN.

youre in our prayers. 
<3  

#pakistan  #cricket  #T20  

I’m Edhi’s Philanthropy,
I’m Arfa Karim’s Brilliance,
I’m Afridi’s Exuberance,
I’m Miandad’s Six,

I’m Nusrat Fateh’s Vocal Chords,
I’m Fastest Growing IT Industry,
I’m In Four Weathers,
I’ve World’s 2nd Highest Mountain,
I’ve 8 out of 20 Highest Peaks,
I’m World’s 7th Nuclear Power,
I’m the 4th Nation To Build Cruise Missiles,
I’ve The Largest Salt Mine,
I’ve Broken Soviet Union,
I’m Hospitality,
I’m Epitome Of Resilience,
I’m ONE of the FEW bravest nations of the World!!

Yes,
I’M PAKISTAN! 

Happy Independence Day Pakistan! :)

ARRIGHT LETS GOO PAKISTAN!

its suhoor

but ive called it sehri my entire life. 

is this the urdu word, or someone just got lazy?

Got these rickshaw MUGS (yea, they’re rikshaw MUGS) as a gift from Pakistan. SO CUTE. 

Note: i dont praise or condemn the PTI. 

#pakistan  #PTI  

khussas on rainy days. 

#shoes  #pakistan  

Heard this one today:

How do you tell a pizza to move?

PIZZA HUT.

#pakistan  #india  #jokes  #desi  

Pakistani Pick-Up Lines

Hey baby. I have electricity. Non stop.

Hey baby, do u want to be my jaleebi, Plz dont say maybe.

My father is a minister.

My heart is a roti and you are my chimpta, you pick my healt like that, so what say, will you be my jalebi, baby?

My name is Khan, and I am a terrorist.

Hey baby, wanna ride in my car? I’ve got petrol. 

Ajj ki pakaya?

Hey baby, my fuel is free.

Lets get married so I dont have to lower my gaze everytime you walk in the room.

Will you be my Humsafar?


RAIL GADDI AI SADI RAIL GADDI.

sudden craving for punjabi weddings. 

1 year ago on May 14, 2012 at 08:03am